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Hemp-derived · ≤0.3% Δ9-THC (dry weight) · 21+ · FDA Disclaimer: these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and these products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. For adult use only (21+).

Transparency First

Third-Party
Lab Results

Every product we sell is independently tested for potency, purity, and safety. No shortcuts. No exceptions.

What is COAPotencySafetyRed FlagsProcessResults

What is a Certificate of Analysis?

A Certificate of Analysis (COA) is an official document issued by an independent, accredited laboratory that verifies what's inside a product.

Think of it as a nutrition label — but instead of calories, it shows cannabinoid potency, terpene profiles, and safety screening results.

Without COAs, there is no transparency. Without transparency, there is no trust.

Cannabinoid Potency

THCa

Primary compound in raw flower. Converts into THC when heated.

Delta-9 THC

The active psychoactive cannabinoid. Must remain below 0.3% for legal hemp.

CBD

Non-psychoactive compound associated with relaxation and balance.

Minor Cannabinoids

CBG, CBN, CBC contribute to the entourage effect.

Safety Testing

Pesticides

Ensures no harmful agricultural chemicals remain.

Heavy Metals

Tests for lead, arsenic, mercury, and cadmium.

Microbials

Screens for bacteria, mold, and yeast contamination.

Residual Solvents

Ensures clean extraction processes.

Mycotoxins

Detects toxic compounds produced by mold.

Terpenes

Profiles aroma compounds and effects.

Red Flags to Avoid

  • ✕No lab name or accreditation
  • ✕Missing batch or sample number
  • ✕Outdated test results
  • ✕Potency results that don't match product labels
  • ✕No safety testing (only potency)
  • ✕In-house testing instead of third-party labs

Our Testing Process

Every batch is tested by an independent ISO-accredited laboratory before it ever reaches our shelves.

We run full-panel testing — not just potency — including safety, purity, and terpene analysis.

If a product doesn't pass, we don't sell it. Period.

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Our Lab Results

Third-party verified potency for every product we carry. Click any card to open the full COA document and cannabinoid data table.

All products tested by ISO/IEC 17025-accredited independent laboratories using HPLC methodology.
Lab Verified
COA #2632

Grape Ape

Flower — Cured

Excelbis Labs

14.7%

Total THC

1.7%

Total CBD

17.3%

Total Cannabinoids

Total THC
14.7%
Δ9-THC
0.281%
THCa
16.4%
Tested 02/24/2026·Moisture 15.1%
Lab Verified
COA #876-070925-009

Gorilla Glue #4

Hemp Flower

Marin Analytics

19.0%

Total THC

0.0%

Total CBD

22.9%

Total Cannabinoids

Total THC
19.0%
Δ9-THC
0.077%
THCa
21.5%
Tested 07/16/2025
Lab Verified
COA #852-090725-384

OG Kush

Hemp Flower

Marin Analytics

23.8%

Total THC

0.1%

Total CBD

28.3%

Total Cannabinoids

Total THC
23.8%
Δ9-THC
0.290%
THCa
26.8%
Tested 09/07/2025
ND = Not DetectedTotal THC = THCa × 0.877 + Δ9-THCTotal CBD = CBDa × 0.877 + CBDAll percentages by weight

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